We recently published a report called "Tainted Love — How Wi-Fi Betrays Us" as part of a public Wi-Fi experiment.

The project required a "terms of service" and so for a bit of fun we added something… out of the ordinary.



Do you see it above?

Your First Born Child

In using this service, you agree to relinquish your first born child to F-Secure, as and when the company requires it. In the event that no children are produced, your most beloved pet will be taken instead. The terms of this agreement stand for eternity.

One never knows what might be found in the fine print.

The full terms of service used in our experiment are here.